"On ALL Fours"

"I'm really not so bad, I'm cute."
For all your home wreckage and hairball needs.
Our specialzed services include; Dumping over trash cans,
chewing up shoes, pants, furniture and other related
house hold items. Our friendly staff will place at your
home, a sheltie capable of totally destroying your
dwelling within just minutes of your departure.
For your convience, we have 24 hour service including
holidays. Call for detailed information on pricing and
related products and services.
(800) WE CHEWW
If you should get a wrong number when dialing this
number, keep trying until the person you are calling is
ready to erase you from this planet.

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